Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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