Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm sobbing to NWA
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
