hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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