I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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