i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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