Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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