Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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