We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i drank out of a bidet.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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