idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
