Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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