you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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