ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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