No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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