Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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