would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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