I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
