you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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