IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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