i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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