I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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