I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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