I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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