My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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