My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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