oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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