I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
organizing the empties. That sober.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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