How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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