stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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