careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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