I'm really into asian looking animals
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have fence marks all over my body
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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