some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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