Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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