After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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