I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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