So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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