Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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