Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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