called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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