2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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