You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Why is there bacon in the couch?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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