Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We're hate flirting, damnit.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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