kristin has been a bad kristin
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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