i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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