that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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