Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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