how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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