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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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