I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
