PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Success! We fucked roommates!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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