he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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