wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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