If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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